You can’t lead a team with a spreadsheet.

Employee of the Month — From Dall-E “a framed portrait on a white wall of a 50’s movie robot”

If you can’t measure it, you can’t manage it.

— often misattributed to Peter Drucker

Managers love their metrics.

They are forever trying to quantify their business, their teams, their work. Their goals are noble! They want to unambiguously get everyone from the CEO down to the Janitor to have the same information. They want to provide quick…